Undercover Lyft with Shaquille O’Neal

Undercover Lyft with Shaquille O’Neal


My favorite Laker player is Kobe. [laughs]
You can’t get out the car! Are you not entertained? Do you not recognize
what I’ve done as a Laker? What’s up everybody, this is Shaq, we’re
in Atlanta. This is Undercover Lyft and I am the big Glowstache. My name is Charles.
Nice to meet you Charles. I’m Saika. Know what I do?
What do you do? Make bracelets.
You make bracelets? Yeah. Know what this called?
What’s that called? It’s called the steam room.
‘Cause if you look inside you can see the steam, see? My name is Pierre.
Hey Pierre. I am from France.
Angela. Tu parles francais?
Speak no French. How are you?
Good, I’m Heather. My name’s Goose. My real job is I’m a
cop. I’m off duty right now but I still keep my eye out for stuff.
Look at this. Illegal u-turn in the middle of the street.
Lucky I ain’t got my badge, lady. Whattup cuz!
What’s going on? Where you from?
I am from Brazil. I went there one time for a singing competition.
Singing? “singing” I don’t know this song. Like basketball?
I recently got into basketball because of the Hawks.
Cawh, Ahw. I had a friend who was a Hawks fan.
You know what that is right? That’s a dead hawk. A dead hawk? I don’t know a thing about basketball.
Nothing? Nothing.
You know about free throws? Spread your fingers out. And then follow through.
Watch your nails. Don’t want you to do your nails though. Do it 10 times. Three… again. Four… You know what? You just learned from the greatest
free throw coach of all time. I wanna play ball but I run funny. My pants
get stuck in my butt. You look like the basketball type. Like you
can get down on the court a little bit. Nah, mon. I had hoop dreams but they didn’t
work out. Did you chase ‘em?
You know, I used to chase trains when I was little. You… chased trains? Used to chase trains.
You got a pretty… pretty rich backstory. Who’s your favorite basketball player?
I gotta stick with Dikembe, I mean. No, no, no.
No, no, no. He block everybody’s shot?
Mmhm. Nobody ever dunked it in his face?
Not that I saw. Huh. Not that you saw. My favorite movie. Kazaam.
Kazaam? It’s a movie… It’s a good… No, no. It’s everybody’s favorite movie. Can you rap? Let me hear freestyle. I’ma give you a beatbox. Ready?
[Rapping] Rollin’ my Lyft with my rasta. We don’t eat pasta. We washin’ our cars.
Stop. That’s terrible, mon. I mean, let’s see yours, though.
I’m good, Drake. [rapping] Je ne sais pas ‘cause I don’t
know, ‘cause I’m from France and yo, yo, yo. [singing] Vigilante she’s a renegade. Brave,
but deep inside she’s afraid she’ll never let it be known.
Steam room. Donuts. [singing] Ahhhhhhhh. Me, I’m wondering if you are Shaquille O’Neal now, man.
No, man. Stop it! My beard is itching. Ah. Do I look familiar
to you? Oh my gosh. You ever see my face before?
Oh my god! Ah! It’s me! I had a feeling. No you didn’t! I didn’t know it was you at all. I kinda figured it out. Like early on, when
I saw your wig, sir. I just lyfted with Shaquille O’Neal guys. Did you not know it was me, for real?
I really didn’t. I’m about to brag to everybody today, watch. I’ve come a long way since Kazaam.

100 thoughts on “Undercover Lyft with Shaquille O’Neal”

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  2. Lyft fired me after one year and 650+ trips. They didn't do a background check when they hired me. They did one a year later. I stole a car 29 years ago. Their own rules state I should not have been fired. Yet they still fired me.

  3. Shaq is great as is Lyft. We use Lyft all the time. It would be great if Shaq was our driver. Hope he gets elected Sheriff when he decides to run.

  4. I always love my momma cuz she's my girlfriend

    Girl with blue hair was in love the whole time. Especially when he was helping her flexed her wrist

  5. The most impressive thing about Shaq is the fact that he went and got a PhD just to make sure no one was fucking with him and his mney

  6. Sooooo we just gonna skip the fact that shaq is mad big. There is no disguise for you my guy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Thumbs up if you think Michael Jackson could Do this too ..,Aheeee heee !! WTF they donโ€™t know Shaq deep voice 7 ft azz wtf

  8. Yo how do you not no that's shaq, that should be the easiest one, with his big self. Donate at gofundme.com/f/life-straight-from-kidney-failure

  9. He would not be able to trick me lol. Oh how I wish he was my driver. Hell he can be my passenger. I love me some Shaq. I wanna try on his shoes, put my hand up to his, pick me up so I can see what the world looks like from up there, and he would have to laugh for me. His bubbly spirit puts a smile on my face everytime I see him.

  10. 3:19 i'm so white, but there is so much involved with that handshake it eludes my abilities. and it looks way too feels for two men. i'll stick with the oldman handshake.

  11. Oh girl said Dikembe Mutombo her favorite player lol damn! Who knew she would say that. Then Shaq said anybody ever dunk in his face and she said not what she saw. Shaq said not what you saw lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. Just A Regular Gamer

    Shaq trying to go undercover is as obvious as the titanic trying to hide behind a tugboat.

    Also as obvious as picking up and dropping of these people in the same Church parking lot

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