Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

-Can you see me by the way? Uh, yeah.
-Okay, good. ‘Cause I just was wondering,
’cause I under– Didn’t you just
get Lasik surgery? -I did.
How do you know that? [ Laughter ] -You got Lasik surgery,
which is a major surgery. -It i–
Yeah, but, um… [ Laughter ] I did, but I don’t —
I don’t even tell people that. -But you can see me perfect?
I just want to make sure, yeah. -No, it was great.
I really can see very well. -Do you take painkillers or
anything when you do that stuff? [ Laughter ] Well, I mean, do they give you
like laughing gas or something? -They definitely give you
some pretty hard-core pills after you…
-Yeah. -…have a laser in your eye.
What is going on? [ Laughter ] -So you’re saying —
So, post-surgery, you’re a little loopy?
You know? You have things on your eyes?
And — -What’s happening right now? [ Laughter ]
[ Drumroll ] -Your mom may or may not have
videotaped you after surgery. [ Audience “Oohs,” applause ] [ Laughter ] And she gave us the video. [ Laughter and applause ] -For the television? -Wait.
This is a world premiere. You got to check this out. [ Drumroll ]
[ Cheers ] This is Taylor Swift,
post-surgery. You were, like,
freaking out over a banana. [ Laughter ] Anyway, here’s Taylor at home
after her Lasik surgery. Video taken by her mom.
Take a look at this. This is real. -Okay, so, she found —
she found a snack. -That wasn’t the one I wanted. [ Laughter ] -Stop, you can’t cry. That’s not supposed to be
what you’re doing. -I tried to get this one. -Okay, I’m gonna
get the other one for you. Okay. -I wanted this one,
but what do we do with this now? -I’ll eat it.
I’ll eat it. It’s mine.
-But it doesn’t have a head. -Honey, it’s fine.
I don’t need a head. -Okay. I’m crying.
I’m fine. -Don’t —
You don’t want to cry. That’s not what you want to do. -Sometimes it doesn’t
go your way. [ Laughter ] -Don’t fall asleep
eating a banana, okay? -I’m not asleep. My mind is alive. -Okay. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Don’t be mad.
Don’t be mad. Don’t be mad at me.
Don’t be mad at me. I made some calls. -Oh, my God!
-I may have made some calls. -That’s on television.
-Me and your mom — [ Laughter ] You goes,
“This one doesn’t have a head. What are we gonna do with it?”
[ Laughter ] Me and your mom stayed in touch.
-Wait. She was kind enough
to drive me there but cruel enough to film it
and give it to you? [ Laughter ]
-Yes, that’s what — That’s what a good mom does.
-Ugh! -I love you, Mom! That’s what a good mom does. -I was —
You notice the — I had these goggles on,
which are really high fashion. But then they had
to tape it to my head. -Yeah, and you’re
not allowed to cry. And just — Oh.
The whole thing was so funny. -But I was crying, I think,
over a banana. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my God. -Anyways, tell your mom
thanks again for that. -Oh.
-She’s the best. -You know what?
I’m gonna tell her something. [ Laughter ] -Let’s talk
“Saturday Night Live.” You’re on “SNL.” You’re great
on “Saturday Night Live.” And you’re good at live. Last time I saw you was
at the “Time 100” — -I’m sorry. I can’t think
about anything else. [ Laughter ]
I had like — -Dude, it’s my favorite. We watched it in the office
like 20 times today. I’m like, “Oh, my God.”
[ Laughter ] “This is not real. I can’t
believe we have this footage.” You’re like, going like,
“But this is the wrong one. I wanted the other one.” You’re like, “What do we do
with this banana?” And she’s like,
“We’ll take care of it.” You go,
“But this doesn’t have a –” -“But its head is gone!”
[ Laughter ] -“It doesn’t have a head.”
Oh, my gosh. It just was so cute.
It made me laugh. -Well, okay.
So, I was at a party, like, a couple months ago,
and I had like 2 1/2 mojitos. And then the next day, drunk — #DrunkTaylor was like
number-one trending on Twitter. -Yeah, I saw that. [ Cheers and applause ] -Because, you know,
I go, like, from zero to legitimately thinking I’m
a wizard within like two drinks. [ Laughter ] -“I’m a wizard.” Yeah.
-Like, really thinking like — -You were fun, though. You were dancing around doing —
you’re dancing — -Yeah, but thinking about
the fact that that went as far as it did, and then
we’ve got this happening… [ Laughter ] -This would be — This is Lasik.
-…that you’ve done this now. -This is Lasik lover.
#LasikLover. [ Laughter ] #LasikLover.
Um, “SNL” — -I can’t even be mad. I’m just impressed
that you infiltrated my family. [ Laughter ] I don’t even know
how you did that. Nobody has my mom’s number.
Like, how did — -Yeah, I asked
for your mom’s number. But, yeah,
we’ve been friends for years. -Oh, well, you know,
news to me. This is great.
[ Laughter ] -What — What songs
are you doing on “SNL”? Can you say?
Have you said? -Yeah, I’m fine with saying.
-You can? -I mean, I’ll tell —
Well, you know, we gotta be a little cryptic,
just ’cause it’s fun. But I’ll probably do “Lover.”
-Want to point at them? Ooh.
-I’ll do “Lover,” but in a way that I haven’t performed it
before, which — [ Cheers and applause ] And then I’m gonna do a song
that I have never performed before at all, live.
-Wow. -So…
-That’s a scoop! I’ll take that scoop. Taylor Swift, everybody.

100 thoughts on “Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery”

  1. I’m starting to realize that my cousin reminds me a lot like Taylor, like they look kinda similar. I also never knew how funny she was, I like it

  2. She was a little bit Annoyed
    But due to being on his show-She had to be Cool
    Because if she lost it
    That would've been seen all around the world!
    Funny how being on TV changes people lol!

  3. Congrats you can afford to have laser eye surgery so you don't need glasses hmm sure 90% of the population cant relate and have better things to spend money on

  4. This Taylor girl still around can we give her tariffs and sanctions.. from all the weiners she has had ?…. And that are yet to come,?

  5. Jannat Zubair Rahmani

    The clip was really cute 👌 she is really awesome ♥️
    The part when she said “i not asleep my mind is alive”😂😂😂😂😂
    We love you taylor♥️

  6. Alison please stop playing games with my ❤️ I am only a boy looking at and dreaming about you the princess… you embarrass me so much it literally hurts like 💀 incoming… please it’s unbearable

  7. If by "Mom" you mean Taylor Swift then yes, she gave them the tape. LOL Swift knows not to let anything out without her knowledge. #DUH

  8. https://www.gofundme.com/f/mxahww-saving-for-a-car?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

  9. Commercial manufacturing at its best. Hollywood dating circle at its worst. She's no singer-songwriter. She's no Dolly Parton.

  10. Wow. If Swift really didn’t know that clip would be shown, then that prank may have backfired on Fallon. Swift looked FURIOUS, and Fallon looked very very worried.

    I’d be very surprised if a groveling apology didn’t follow after the show.

  11. When I had Lasik I drove from the surgery to my hotel. What's with the safety glasses she was wearing? Anyway, I'm glad she's happy with the surgery. It's an awesome procedure.

  12. I don’t think she wanted anyone to see that, that was too much really you can’t just show that to everyone it’s so embarrassing, clearly she wasn’t okay with it

  13. I thought it was a "shazam" moment…but she saw you. I don't…where are you? Though, apparently it was a "pop goes the weasel moment" with the heads.

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