Peter you gotta come outside we found a used condom on the sidewalk That’s a bigger deal than regular garbage ribbed. A woman was pleased with it. You gotta see this Peter I used condom just right out here and there’s panties nearby Joe. You’re a cop. What do you think happened here? I’ll tell you what happened. Somebody did it. Yeah Peter come out here and high five US over the sex someone else had. someone had sex. I gotta touch another guy’s hand to celebrate huuuuh eh eh argh Oh now he gets to the army Hmm I’ve seen this before it’s from Ethan Allen if I’m not mistaken am I gonna be okay you’ll be fine Here’s a video to help you understand Hi, I’m Oliver Platt and I’m currently fused to this chair But how does it happen when a fat guys sweaty skin presses against couch fabric for an extended period of time the fabric fibers Fused together with the skin the longer you stay sedentary the stronger the bond my advice relax. It’s not the end of the world All right kids we’re gonna use these scissors to separate your father from the couch I can’t tell the skin from couch Well air on the skin side. I love this couch. It’s from Ethan Allen, you know What’s going on Peter enough is enough that couch is coming off with sick of your shenanigans Yeah, how dare you? I Worked my ass off to bring home the bacon for this family and all you can say is we don’t want bacon we want actual Money, well, I don’t have money. I spent it all on bacon Peter put yourself in our shoes I can’t my feet swelled up too much from all the bacon now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to sleep on the couch on the couch Chris give me a hand with this. Are you ready? All right, one two three easy easy EASY wo wo wo wo stop stop stop stop Just look down look at me look what I’m doing. Are you see the way I’m twisting it? Okay, okay Put it down put it down just drop it. All right happen. All right tireless. Just hang on to figure this out All right, okay. All right, okay I got I know okay, okay. All right Here’s we’re gonna do it take the cushions off Unscrew the legs take the mattress out and his whole thing’s gonna be a lot simpler. It’s easier than we’re making it This isn’t working. You know, what just give me a push I Have some bad news Ethan survived but Allen didn’t make it. What about Peter Oh him. He’s in what we call a comma now, where’s his chart? Ah, here it is Griffin coma Peter will he ever recover?