Holiday Referral Contest at Alpine Spinal Rehab!

Holiday Referral Contest at Alpine Spinal Rehab!


Santa! What’s wrong with you? Why are you
standing like that? My back is KILLING ME! That posture is not up to Elf Standards you know. Well, what are we supposed to do? You got us working to hard! I don’t know
what do you want me to do cast a spell? Call a Magician? Well all I know is I can’t even BEND or SNAP anymore!! And you know, that’s the Elves number 1 rule… Ah, you’re right, that is a problem But, what should we do? I need some help. What kind of help? A Chiropractor! A CHIROPRACTOR?!!??! I’ve heard they’re FANTASTIC! Some of them are, but let me check my Naughty
and Nice list That’s a good idea! We can find someone who qualifies. AHHH, NO, he is quite
naughty he he got sued for embezzlement I believe. And this girl oh she… first of all
she smells weird and she has a foot fetish, correct? CORRECT! She’s naughty for sure. uh hum OH, LOOK AT THIS, Top of the nice list
what do you think about them? Alpine Spinal Rehab!?! ALPINE SPINAL REHAB!!! I’ve heard they’re GREAT! I’ve heard the same! WARM UP THE SLEIGH! it’s bad, REAL BAD! Santa has quite the
lawsuit on his hands. So its very typical that we see with elves… and for
most people in general this is a typical issue. The neck gets straight, the
headaches occur. So… Its important to get checked out. So, if you’re a new patient
we have a new patient special. You’ll hear about that later… Current patients
we’re having a fun contest for you to refer family and friends so for every friend or family that you refer not only do you get a $5 gift card but also it goes
towards a prize! So, whoever refers the most friends between November 18th and
December 31st gets a gift card of 250 dollars! for whatever store you
want it to go towards Second Place, 100 dollar gift card! Third place, 50 dollar gift card! SO! The more people you refer, the better chance you have to win! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

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