Family Guy – Peter joins the rodeo

Family Guy – Peter joins the rodeo

Good afternoon. I’m diane Simmons in traffic news. Heavy Gridlock on the 195 interchange We now go live to drunk Billy in the channel 5 Newscopter This just in Channel 5 Newscopter pilot drunk Billy passed away today In anticipation of this event we put together a clip package featuring some of Billy’s work for Channel 5 news I’m still hungry said the very hungry caterpillar, but you’ve already Drunk Billy will be missed but what you should visit the quahog rodeo coming to the Civic center this Friday? Tickets are on sale now and for those of you. Who are handy with a horse entry spots are still open? Oh, God that seems like the kind of thing peter- Too late brian, peter. You’re gonna enter the rodeo. That’s stupid You don’t know anything about horses? And you’re in terrible shape You know that’s the difference between you and me lois when life comes knocking at the door you go and hide in the kitchen I fling the door wide open and I say Peter griffin here What do you got and if that don’t convince? You look at this in this week’s TV guide? It says peter gets more than he bargained for when he joins the rodeo. Well, it’s in the guide Hey, can we make that a thing can we start calling TV guide? The guide? You know what I’m not even asking anymore? That’s what we’re doing. Who said I couldn’t be a rodeo star. I get more Cowboy brought in me than billy the kid Dad What are you doing? All right meg This is only gonna hurt for about three weeks What I hell. That there’s my steer griffin All right, Lois go ahead say it Chris. It’s time for supper Ho there ho there. Ho there. ho there. ho there Ho there All right, I am ready for the rodeo Mom Wendy injured I don’t know Chris But I think we should all pray for your father that he comes out of this uninjured Those horses stink and it’s too hot in here. I fell asleep in the car. So now I’m cranky This is a disgusting display. Oh, you can say that again. Nothing like a bunch of adult men teasing animals for fun It’s amazing that this is still legal The only reason I’m here is because my idiot friend is in the rodeo I only came because I’m writing a magazine article one of the competitors is a 13 year old female riding prodigy Apparently she got on the bull to miscarry and found out she had a talent for it Ladies and gentlemen given a different east Coast welcome to the North Pole Rider Peter the Kidd Know what I am back at the ranch. I’m a breeding bull What’s that? you gonna find out. Huh? Where you going fatty we gonna have a party So what magazine do you write for I’m the editor for teen people editor? Well gosh, you know I’m something of a writer myself. I I wrote for the new Yorker for a little while Wow, that’s impressive. Are you looking for work? Oh no? No no? Huh? I never had to look too far for that What do you what? Do you got? He got well we’re looking for someone to write a piece on the everyday activities of the average American teenage girl Oh, I love teenage girls. It’s all ahead of them. You know they haven’t turned into bitches yet. Oh, it’s true What happened to all of us. I got a house on the cape. Maybe you come visit. Mm-maybe? Maybe you call a few days in advance to give me time to get the house clean. okay?! Maybe you bring a blazer so we can go to a wider range of restaurants. I’ll bring a blazer

100 thoughts on “Family Guy – Peter joins the rodeo”

  1. 悪妖怪Evil Darth YōkaiX / Nxnjiitzu

    Lmao how does a drunk pilot even take off in the first place? Hell, how does a drunk pilot land without dying even if he did take off somehow?

  2. 悪妖怪Evil Darth YōkaiX / Nxnjiitzu

    1:50 it’s actually mad fun doing that in Red Dead Redemption 2 to overly aggressive asshole NPCs that shoot first, love the sound of the NPCs’ screams as they’re being dragged to death

  3. I like how Brian was talking with the woman and not showing any concern for Peter getting violated. Quagmire was right, he is the most selfish guy ever

  4. Peter knows he like how that bull was so aggressive on watch how Peter act when the bull call him on the phone 😆😆😆😆

  5. William The Huntsman

    scary thing is… this actually happens. bulls have attempted to breed their human riders. whether to humiliate them, or they are actually breeding bulls in heat, no one knows.

  6. Today is a teachable moment what did we learn from Family Guy only Peter Griffin should be doing really dumb things everyone else should not. Side note when Peter Griffin does something dumb it's okay to laugh at him just saying.

  7. I find it hilarious that Peter looks at his daughters gaping asshole and vagina with no hesitation. Like whaat theee fuuuck lmao.

  8. When meg was hogtied I found myself massively turned on. Then Peter pulled her jeans down and I blow my load in my boxers.

  9. Everyone's talking bout peter getting raped but nobody gonna mention how Adam West, the MAYOR of the town branded meg before Peter…. Rip

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